Here’s to you Mr. Hair Salon Bikini Wax Technician.

As promised in yesterday's article, I found a copy. Several years ago, I proposed this as part of the Bud Light Real Men of Genius ads.

Here’s to you Mr. Hair Salon Bikini Wax Technician.

You’re the envy of all straight men.

You see more different trim in day than most men see in a lifetime.

{Background guy: He is so damned lucky }

It’s baffling as to why women who insist on having sex in the dark would spread themselves in front of you Mr. Bikini Wax Technician.

{Background guy: You can touch, just don't penetrate}

Men all over wonder why one pulled pubic hair can put the skids on intercourse, but you get to pull all of her pubic hairs with not so much a scream.

{Background guy: I know if she is a true blond}

Your motto is “crop it straight” as no hair should be left to peak as she flaunts her stuff on the beach.

{Background guy:She can spread those legs on the beach towel}

Not every man gets to spread hot gooey liquid on the crotches of 32 different women each day, so this Bud’s for you Mr. Bikini Wax Technician.

{Background guy: He's talking about wax}

By OWO
January 16, 2004